On the 4th of July
- I'm sure Micheal Jackson is rolling in his coffin today.
- Why?
- It's the 4th of July.
- So?
- He's bound to have wanted to get buried on the 4th of July.
- You think so?
- Yeah and I think he wanted to die young.
- I don't know.
- He didn't want to live into old age and be forgotten. He's always wanted to be in the spotlight.
- I spose so.