“Blog”.
Redolent of something nasty in the woodshed.
Yet not as flighty as the flibbertigibbet that is “Twitter”.
Apropos of which, a wee verse:
“Frankie Says Leave It To The Birds”
You are not a digital Samuel Pepys
Nor the Oscar Wilde that time forgot
Nay, nay, thrice nay
Ooh missus, no, please, Twitter ye not